Marlene Janssen
Nude

Marlene Janssen is the embodiment of why Playboy Playmates, in general, should not be allowed to attempt a career on film. Marlene, who was Miss November, 1982, tried to parlay her career as a nude model into a career as a nude starlet. The sad thing is that it damn near worked, but only almost. Okay, it wasn’t even close. Her only acting role, aside from various Playboy productions, was in the abysmal School Spirit, in which she is cast as the “Sleeping Princess,” and does nothing but sleep with her breasts exposed. It is a fairly lame flick, with a fairly lame premise (boy dies in a car accident on the way to lose his virginity, finds that being an invisible ghost has its advantages, like say, ability to roam the girl’s locker room…) but it may be worth a look, if you like ‘80s T&A.